The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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