if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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