Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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