just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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