If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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