when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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