you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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