I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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