I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
