I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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