If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
Randomize
