Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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