We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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