Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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