It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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