so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize