i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Your penis caused this!
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