Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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