do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
he shaved USA in his pubs
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize
