I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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