Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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