I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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