I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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