okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Is Oprah even human
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
