My first STD was from a foam party
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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