Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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