yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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