absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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