i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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