Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
oh god the rape fog is back!
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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