If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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