She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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