I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
