It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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