we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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