Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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