I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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