Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
