Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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