Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
We were destined to go to rehab together
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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