paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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