Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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