i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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