The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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