i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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