Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think your dad took our porno
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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