is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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