two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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