Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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