Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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