i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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