I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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