I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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