i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
is it fun? or sober?
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