What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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