Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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