I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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