What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize